Danger Kitty
Spinal Tap move over, Danger Kitty is the biggest, baddest, spandex wearing, eye shadodw laden, devil horn throwing hair band EVER. How can you resist a band whose bio reads “DO NOT BE FOOLED by pale imitations of other imitations. We’re the best imitators of the best music in the history of music. We play songs. We even have a CD of our own songs which you ought to buy right now and a dvd which features our video “Mexican Drinking Game” and backstage footage of us doing full on hardcore porn with totally hot chicks like Jenna Jameson and John Holmes. Okay, so maybe it doesn’t have full on hardcore porn, but it does have us rocking your balls off. What else could you possibly want?!”
